yeah, you know you have it bad when you spend any amount of time giggling at the AOL suggested pick up line.
Like this one:
Advertise your love of sensual pleasure by hanging out at all the expected places -- fancy wine bars, swanky hotels and luxury spas. This is a great way to meet a suitor who will be ready, willing and able to satisfy your sensual needs.
I would. I only chicken out at the door. Sucks going to bars by myself. Damn.